Justin's Girl Farm

Love Life. Live Life. Breed Life. Give Life.

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  • Jun 1
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  Yolo doesn’t justify anything.

  (Source: brotips)

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  • May 30
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  Also if you want to keep your job you better find things to do/ask people if they need help.

  (Source: brotips)

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  I know. That’s why I shit on shitty people.

  (Source: brotips)

• • May 28
  Theon sat back down, annoyed. “I run after no man.”
  “No man, but every woman?” -Asha
  “It was not me who grabbed your cock.”
  “I don’t have one, remember? You grabbed every other bit of me quick enough.”
  He could feel the flush creeping up his cheeks. “I’m a man with a man’s hungers. What sort of unnatural creature are you?

  Fuck you, Theon, you fucking pig. You’re a bitch. Never liked you anyway. Also you’re just a pervert, only you go after every woman and call it man’s hungers. Sure a man will hunger for maybe four or five women, but most men don’t go after every fucking girl in the world.
• • May 27
  Sam’s heart was as big as the rest of him, but for all his reading he could be as thick as Grenn at times.

  Jon Snow. Basically sums up those two characters.
• • May 27
  I’d not call it sleeping. The ground was hard, the rushes ill-smelling, and my brothers snore frightfully. speak of bears if you will, none ever growled so fierce as Brown Bernarr. I was warm, though. Some dogs crawled atop me during the night. My cloak was almost dry when one of them pissed in it. Or perhaps it was Brown Bernarr. Have you noticed that the rain stopped the instant I had a roof above me? It will start again now that I’m back out. Gods and dogs alike delight to piss on me.

  And another… At least this one makes a bit more sense. I think I like you Dolorous Edd.
• • May 27
  What bear? Was there a bear?” -Grenn
  “There’s always a bear,” declared Dolorous Edd in his usual tone of gloomy resignation. “One killed my brother when I was young. Afterward it wore his teeth around its neck on a leather thong. And they were good teeth too, better than mine. I’ve had nothing but trouble with my teeth.”- Dolorous Edd

  Grenn dumb and gullible as ever, but what the fuck? Who are you Dolorous Edd? How does any of what you said correlate with each other and how does it make sense?
• • May 27
  Does this mud look like shit to you? Could it be that this whole hill is made of Craster’s shit?” -Dolorous Edd
  Jon smiled. “Well, I hear he’s been here a long time.
• • May 27
  Buckwell’s found Craster,” Jon told them.
  “Had he lost him?” Dywen chuckled. “See that you young bucks don’t go nosing about Craster wives, you hear?”
  Jon smiled. Want them all for yourself, Dywen?”
  Dywen clacked his teeth some more. “Might be I do. Craster’s got ten fingers and one cock, so he don’t count but to eleven. He’d never miss a couple.

  Good thinking.
• • May 27
  Beauty, they called her… mocking. The hair beneath the visor was a squirrels nest of dirty straw, and her face… Brienne’s eyes were large and very blue, a young girl’s eyes, trusting and guileless, but the rest… her features were broad and coarse, her teeth prominent and crooked, her mouth too wide, her lips so plump they seemed swollen. A thousand freckles speckled her cheeks and brow, and her nose had been broken more than once. Pity filled Catelyn’s heart. Is there any creature on earth as unfortunate as an ugly woman?

  Well, now you didn’t hear this from me. It was Catelyn Stark. I will remain indifferent to this comment.

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